Everything that you see is a vision of me

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

Via crap I think about

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UGH YOU’RE SO ATTRACTIVE I CAN’T TAKE IT and that guy with the glasses can’t take it either lol


starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know, just when I started to lose faith in humanity



was not expecting that takeback

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One of the greatest hurts in my life came from loving you and yet I’m finding myself with excited thoughts to see you, hug you, and tell you how I forgive you and miss you. It’s been over a year at this point, I hope things fall in better places than last time and I hope I don’t regret trying to rekindle what was left of this friendship.







221bowties:

pocproblems:

shinjiprince:

cosmiccrystals:

sweetupndown9:

These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business

Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this!

this shit is fucking A+++++++++++++++++ omg perfection 

these ladies spittin’ some real shit ya’ll better pay attention

That world has arrived

going through my likes and bringing this back because it’s so fucking important

This should be shown in schools, this should be put on the screens in the tvs at the mall, on the tvs at the gas stations, on tvs, on youtube as an ad for women’s rights and acknowledgment for equality, on banners, bumper stickers, in the heart of every woman this slogan should be echoing right now. This is my body, not yours.

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I killed 2012 me but I’m still paying for her mistakes. I’ve learned my lessons and have stopped the paths that led me there, I still don’t exactly like the me now but I know I’m still growing. I’m definitely a better version but I’m not at my best yet. I hope people can understand that.


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